tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882537619389851611.post507231183136783285..comments2023-11-03T05:09:47.246-07:00Comments on Ramblings ~: A sticky situationFranhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14198689517878201943noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882537619389851611.post-78626750458341177052011-04-10T15:07:00.473-07:002011-04-10T15:07:00.473-07:00You two crack me up!
Boehner might patent his te...You two crack me up! <br /><br />Boehner might patent his tears that remove toilet seats glued to your ass. <br />Cantor pitching a hissy fit.. to get the toilet seat off his face?<br />Ahh to add Larry Craig to the list, yes he has a toilet seat/stall history. <br />& Bachmann perpetually perplexed. We always knew she had something up her ass!<br /><br />Nonnie! I think you nailed it.... might call upon the toilet paper & plunger associations to kick in lobbyist $$$ too. <br />There are always opportunitie$ knocking on their door$.Franhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14198689517878201943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882537619389851611.post-62124526892460519462011-04-09T19:36:43.971-07:002011-04-09T19:36:43.971-07:00if rethugs had toilet seats glued to their asses, ...if rethugs had toilet seats glued to their asses, they'd never admit a moment of embarrassment. instead, they'd declare that gluing a toilet seat to your ass is the most patriotic thing you could possibly do in this country. then they'd collect from the toilet seat manufacturers lobby.nonnie9999http://mikk2.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882537619389851611.post-58034804244130114092011-04-09T15:41:22.037-07:002011-04-09T15:41:22.037-07:00Boehner would cry tears copious enough to loosen t...Boehner would cry tears copious enough to loosen the glue (and insert foot). <br /><br />Cantor would pass a law requiring all toilet seats have a special coating that no glue (or buttocks) can stick to. He'll offer a permanent lower tax rate and lifetime contract for treating the congressional toilets if the inventor can personally come to his house right now, no right now, I mean RIGHT NOW! and get this damn toilet seat off his face ... yes, face ... no questions please ... and take no note of Larry Craig sneaking out the backdoor ... nuthin to see here folks. <br /><br />Bachmann would waltz out of the bathroom with the toilet seat stuck to her a**, look around all blinky-eyed and ask what's everyone lookin at?D.K. Raedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01451065603615752038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882537619389851611.post-10286657007300809592011-04-09T12:03:54.507-07:002011-04-09T12:03:54.507-07:00DK~ Ouch! But the irony that Wal Mart is the offic...DK~ Ouch! But the irony that Wal Mart is the official supplemental Homeland Security back up & they have a toilet seat glue prank happen right under their "secure" noses. <br /><br />Now picture John Boehner, Eric Cantor & Michelle Bachmann in the same predicament!Franhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14198689517878201943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882537619389851611.post-66790779879169577102011-04-09T12:00:42.562-07:002011-04-09T12:00:42.562-07:00OK- Then make 'em go to WalMart (your Homeland...OK- Then make 'em go to WalMart (your Homeland Security depot) & get glued to toilet seats. <br />No removing the toilet seats off their asses till the budget is done!<br /><br />How's that??Franhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14198689517878201943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882537619389851611.post-24363851089482393612011-04-08T23:34:47.029-07:002011-04-08T23:34:47.029-07:00Note the jokester only hit the men's restroom ...Note the jokester only hit the men's restroom ... a hairy situation!D.K. Raedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01451065603615752038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882537619389851611.post-12804732338702003242011-04-08T19:45:11.042-07:002011-04-08T19:45:11.042-07:00it wouldn't do any good to threaten congress w...it wouldn't do any good to threaten congress with no pay. most of them are so stinking rich that they wouldn't even notice, and rich enough to float loans to those who are not as fortunate.nonnie9999http://mikk2.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.com