This is the latest TSA antic-- the Baby pat down! Halfway makes me wish the kid dropped a load in his diaper with the caption "Inspect this".
The TSA at the Kansas City International Airport stated the stroller set off the metal detector alarm. Why not inspect the stroller? Many strollers are metal & have metal parts. At least they did not just put the kid on the baggage conveyor belt, for carry-on luggage.
In any case, here is one for the scrap book kid--
"Baby's First Pat Down".