Saturday, July 16, 2011

Meet the candidates

We've heard all about the top several republican candidates. Have a look at some of the lessor known candidates- they are for real! (In that they filed to run for president...)

Declared 2012 Independent Presidential Candidate 

'Naked Cowboy'
Robert Burck 

Not any more weird than the rest of the candidates!
Presidential Candidate Robert Burck
Empire State Building. Carnegie Hall. Central Park. Metropolitan Museum of Art. New York Stock
Exchange. St. Patrick's Cathedral. Statue of Liberty.  Rockefeller Center. Times Square.
Wait. Make that Times Square AND The Naked Cowboy.

Such is the popularity of Robert John Burck, a.k.a The Naked Cowboy, it would be remiss to exclude
him from a must-see list for tourists visiting New York City. More so now, after Burck announced his
candidacy for the United States presidential election. 

Declared 2012 Republican Presidential Candidate  Andy Martin  Birther/Muslim conspiracy guyPresidential Candidate Andy Martin
The self-professed People’s Attorney General and Internet Powerhouse is famously remembered as the
source of the chain mail and online reports questioning the citizenship of President Obama and the
claim that he was a Muslim. The 66-year old Martin filed his papers as a candidate for the next
presidential election on Feb 8, and was quoted two weeks later saying, “Obama
plays for keeps. He plays rough, and that's the only way to beat him, and I'm the only one that is
tough enough to do that."

Declared 2012 Republican Presidential Candidate  Jimmy McMillan  Will whoop Obama's assPresidential Candidate Jimmy McMillan
The former mayoral, gubernatorial and senatorial candidate for the Rent Is Too Damn High Party
announced his candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination on December last year. Explaining
his decision not to contest the Democratic nomination, a party he was formerly registered with,
karate expert McMillan was quoted as saying "the rent is too damn high." The flamboyant Vietnam
veteran also gave some words of advice to President Obama, “If you don’t do your job right, I am
coming at you!"

Exploratory 2012 Republican Presidential Candidate  Former Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court  Roy Moore  Douche bag Judge who refused to comply w orders & lost his job, now wants revenge guyPresidential Candidate Roy Moore
In a political landscape dominated by shifting alliances, policy U-turns and even outright lies,
West Point graduate and 2012 presidential candidate Roy Moore stands tall as a man who sticks to his
guns, no matter the cost.

In 2003, Moore went against the ruling of the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals by refusing to take
down a display of the Ten Commandments and a monument from the Alabama Supreme Court building, a
decision that ultimately cost him the position as the state’s chief justice.

Declared 2012 Democratic Presidential Candidate  Pro-life Activist  Randall Terry  According to this if you are willing to blow $3 mil on a commercial,  you ARE a serious candidate. Presidential Candidate Randall Terry
At a glance, it may seem a little odd for a pro-life and anti-LGBT candidate to run for the
Democratic nomination. A closer look however, would tell us that an estimated 30-40% of Democrats
actually shares the 52-year old Terry’s views. And for those who consider this as nothing more
than a publicity stunt by an anti-abortionist radical, think again. Randall Terry is planning to
spend close to $3 million for a 30-second slot in the 2012 Super Bowl.


nonnie9999 said...

randall terry is an evil piece of shit. he's all about hate. he even hates his own children.

Fran said...

So... are you gonna vote for the Naked Cowboy instead?

The Whoop Ass guy cracks me up... vaguely reminds me of Col. Sanders.