Thursday, June 25, 2009
techno wonderland & sexy scandals
Yea baby.... for those who gotta have the latest/greatest.
It does seem weird the new iphone has a compass-- is the GPS feature that unreliable?
If the GPS is not working, neither would the compass..... right?
*WARNING: LAME SEGWAY TO A DIFFERENT TOPIC AHEAD!*
Speaking of compasses..... maybe the GOP should get iphones-- maybe the compass feature can help them find their *moral compass*. Either that or they voted to have an elicit affair of the week outing as a planned/ regular event?
SC Guv Sanford leaves the country , wife & 4 kids on Father's day weekend no less, to get it on with his mistress Maria.
Yes, he wins for creating a memorable Father's day for his family, they will NEVER forget.
As a congressman, Sanford voted in favor of three of four articles of impeachment against President Bill Clinton, citing the need for “moral legitimacy.”
A big Boo Hoo to Sanford.....
His self proclaimed “The odyssey that we’re all on in life is with regard to heart.”
Yeaaaa right! Guvnah Sanford was thinking with his *heart*.
Sanford is so busted-- he was exploring mountains & valleys alright.... but they had nothing to do the Appalachian Trail.
You can kiss your career goodbye dude. Now you'll have all the time in the world to take that hike you were thinking about.
Just be careful... that moral high ground is surrounded by slippery slopes.
I checked out Sanford's voting record (a new habit I am forming!) apparently Sanford does not just screw Maria in Argentina!
Veterans Affairs appropriations bill - NO
Minimum wage increase- NO
Comprehensive Wetlands Conservation & Management Act- NO
Flag Desecration Constitutional Amendment-YES
English as the National Language- YES
Here is the icing on the cake:
Display of the Ten Commandments- YES
VI. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife; thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house;
nor his field, nor his servant, nor his maid, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any of his cattle,
nor whatever belongs to thy neighbour.
I don't know if Argentina Maria is somebody's wife, maid, or just "ass", but I'm pretty sure you crossed the line here a couple of times.