Thursday, June 25, 2009

techno wonderland & sexy scandals

Yea baby.... for those who gotta have the latest/greatest.
It does seem weird the new iphone has a compass-- is the GPS feature that unreliable?
If the GPS is not working, neither would the compass..... right?


Speaking of compasses..... maybe the GOP should get iphones-- maybe the compass feature can help them find their *moral compass*. Either that or they voted to have an elicit affair of the week outing as a planned/ regular event?

SC Guv Sanford leaves the country , wife & 4 kids on Father's day weekend no less, to get it on with his mistress Maria.
Yes, he wins for creating a memorable Father's day for his family, they will NEVER forget.

As a congressman, Sanford voted in favor of three of four articles of impeachment against President Bill Clinton, citing the need for “moral legitimacy.”

A big Boo Hoo to Sanford.....

His self proclaimed “The odyssey that we’re all on in life is with regard to heart.”

Yeaaaa right! Guvnah Sanford was thinking with his *heart*.

Sanford is so busted-- he was exploring mountains & valleys alright.... but they had nothing to do the Appalachian Trail.
You can kiss your career goodbye dude. Now you'll have all the time in the world to take that hike you were thinking about.
Just be careful... that moral high ground is surrounded by slippery slopes.

I checked out Sanford's voting record (a new habit I am forming!) apparently Sanford does not just screw Maria in Argentina!

Veterans Affairs appropriations bill - NO
Minimum wage increase- NO
Comprehensive Wetlands Conservation & Management Act- NO
Flag Desecration Constitutional Amendment-YES
English as the National Language- YES
Here is the icing on the cake:
Display of the Ten Commandments- YES

Ok Sanford----

VI. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife; thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house;
nor his field, nor his servant, nor his maid, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any of his cattle,
nor whatever belongs to thy neighbour.

I don't know if Argentina Maria is somebody's wife, maid, or just "ass", but I'm pretty sure you crossed the line here a couple of times.


D.K. Raed said...

I most objected to having to listen to Sanford's sermon before finally admitting to the deed.

I'm like, c'mon guv, just get it over already and tell us why you weren't hiking naked. Spare me the whole "I have sinned" crying jag.

But now after reading your post, I'm like, yeah guv, screw over your wife, kids, and vets, but make damn sure flags are not desecrated (unless they are used for cheap hotel bedspreads) and 10 commandments are posted (but not respected)!

Fran said...

Classic GOP doublespeak-- do as I say (legislate), not as I do.
I feel sorry for his kids....
I think their Dad's photo mounted on the family room dart board sounds appropriate.

He may have won the mid life crisis of the year award.

Could he have effed up any worse?

nonnie9999 said...

the man has no class whatsoever. he stood up in front of cameras and reporters and actually declared his love for the other woman. that was before the part where he said he was going to try to make it work with the old ball and chain (yeah, right. stick a fork in that marriage, it's done!). i'm sure that his wife knew all about where he was, and i have to wonder if she's the anonymous source who tipped off the reporters in the first place. she had that nice little handout for reporters ready pretty quickly, and the entire thing was all about what a wonderful wife she was and how she had no blame in the matter. i've already made a prediction that jenny will play the stoic scorned southern belle to perfection, only to rise from the ashes to run for governor of south carolina. the word is that she's already the power behind the throne. she ran marky mark's campaign, so she knows how to raise money and she has plenty of her own. i think that quite a bit of this was scripted by scarlett o'ha....i mean jenny sanford herself.

Fran said...

I hate to use the expression- He made his bed, now lie in it---- but whatever fallout Mr. Latin lover gets is his own damned fault.

However Jenny dices or slices it (ohhh! that was an unintended Bobbit reference, but somehow befitting to this situation!) Mark's got it coming.

Ugh! This is getting awkward! Can't make a comment without some kind of sexual innuendo!

You might say Argentina Maria *blew* Sanford's career as a politician, but it's not like he did not eff things up for himself.

Ok I MUST stop now.