Saturday, January 31, 2009
We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the
ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service.
The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has
been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4.
Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now
operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional on
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage.
We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years
We thank you for your patience and understanding.
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA